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Back to SportHow does Wayne Gretzky stay cool?Answer: He sits next to his fans!
There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, ''God bless me!'' Bill Gates jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my bank account!'' Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my team!'' Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and the New York Rangers!'' The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, ''God bless me and the people I land on!''
Wayne Gretzky, Wayne Newton, and Wayne Brady are all chasing after you. Which one is going to catch you first?Answer: I don't know, but they are gonna get ya, one Wayne or another.
What did Wayne Gretzky say to the bartender?Answer: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
What do you call a hockey player in a leaky barn?Answer: Grain Wetzsky
What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?Answer: Wayne
What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey?Answer: Wayne Regretzky
What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Answer: Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
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