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How does Lady GaGa like her meat?Answer: Raw raw ra-a-a-ah
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?Answer: Nothing. He was too shocked.
Oscar’s defence are claiming that prison would be unfair because he won’t be able to stand up for himself in prison. Literally.
What's an Irish swimmer's favorite stroke?Answer: Margaret Thatcher's
A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality.
The Frenchman said, "Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!"
The Englishman said, "Of course Adam was British. Look how he gave his only apple to the lady, like a real gentleman."
The Russian said, "Of course Adam only could be Russian. Who else, possessing nothing but a sole apple, and walking with a naked ass, still believed he was in a paradise?"
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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?Answer: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?Answer: Feyonce
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?Answer: A Mac Miller