Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra?Answer: He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison.
Why didn't Bach attend Vivaldi's concert?Answer: He was baroque.
Why do black people not like Classical music?Answer: Because they have to sit in the Bach of the concert hall.
Why does Star Wars have a classical music score?Answer: Because the Empire likes Bach!
Why wasn't Johann Sebastian Bach able to go out and party with Beethoven and Mozart?Answer: Because he was too baroque.
You know what they say. Once you go Beethoven....
You never go Bach!
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