Are you a fan of the fiery British chef, Gordon Ramsay? Do you love his hilarious quips and snarky comments? Then you'll want to check out our collection of the funniest Gordon Ramsay jokes around! From his iconic catchphrases to his over-the-top reactions, our collection has it all. You'll be laughing out loud at the silly, corny, and downright hilarious jokes that poke fun at this celebrity chef. So whether you're a die-hard fan or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, our collection of Gordon Ramsay jokes is sure to leave you in stitches!
Back to OccupationGordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant. He comes across what looks like soup.
“Let me taste the soup!”
“But...”
“No buts!”
He tasted the soup.
“IT TASTES LIKE DISHWASHER WATER!”
“It is dishwasher water, but you didn’t listen.”
Gordon Ramsey hated the last movie he watched...It was Frozen!
How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month?Answer: He started a swear jar.
It’s ironic that Gordon Ramsay has so many kids….because he doesn’t serve raw meat!
Me: "Chef Ramsay, today I've prepared a Disney film for you to watch..."
Ramsay: "Is it Frozen?"
Me: "... yes"
Ramsay: "Damn..."
What did gordon Ramsay say to Jamie Oliver?Answer: You're shit
What do Donald Trump and Gordon Ramsay have in common?Answer: They both have a cabinet full of potatoes.
What do you call an Egyptian chef?Answer: Gordon Ramses
What do you get when you cross Spock with Gordon Ramsay?Answer: Simon Cowell
What is Gordon Ramsey's favourite file type?Answer: It's .raw!
What movie does Gordon Ramsay hate?Answer: Frozen
What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite God?Answer: Ra
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow running computer?Answer: One is a Rack of Lamb, the other is a Lack of RAM
Who was the Pharaoh's favourite chef?Answer: Gordon Ramesses
Why does Gordon Ramsay not like WWE on Monday Nights?Answer: Because its RAW!
Why does Gordon Ramsey like to have sex with a condom?Answer: Because he hates it raw.
Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?Answer: Because he never likes the steakes.
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