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Mary and Joseph Jokes

Get ready to add some laughter to your day with our hilarious collection of Mary and Joseph jokes! Whether you're a devout follower, a history buff, or just someone who loves a good joke, our collection is sure to have you in stitches. We've got everything from silly one-liners to clever puns, and even some witty riddles that will leave you scratching your head. Our Mary and Joseph joke collection is the perfect way to lighten up your day while also exploring the fascinating history of this iconic couple. You'll love our corny and funny jokes about these beloved figures, and you'll be the hit of any gathering when you share them with your friends. But it's not all just fun and games - our collection also offers a unique and humorous perspective on the religious figures and their story. You'll learn some interesting tidbits about Mary and Joseph while having a blast laughing at our jokes. So why wait? Start browsing our collection of Mary and Joseph jokes today and get ready to laugh out loud. After all, who says that jokes can't be both entertaining and educational? With our collection, you'll see that there's nothing better than a good laugh to brighten up your day.

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An exasperated and weary Joseph asked the innkeeper, "Do you have any rooms?"

The innkeeper shook his head and replied, "No, we're all full."

Joseph pleaded, "Listen, my wife is pregnant..."

The innkeeper retorted, "Hey, that's not my fault!"

Joseph shouted, "It's not mine, either!!"
Meanwhile At The Pearly Gates
Jesus was relieving St Peter at the Pearly Gates. An old man asked for admission.

"Name ?", said Jesus.




Jesus become excited. "Did you have a son?"


"Did he have holes in his wrists and ankles?"

"Yes!" said the old man.

Jesus looked at the old man with a tear in his eye, put his arms out and said, "Father! Father! It's me! It's me!"

The old man looked puzzled, then beamed - "Pinocchio!"
Mary and Joseph talking
Mary: Oh no my period is late

Joseph: Oh no how late

Mary: I dunno, what’s the date

Joseph: hmm, according to the calendar it’s 9 months BC

Mary: 9 months what now
What did God say to Joseph when he knocked up Mary?
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call?
Why didn’t Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?
Why were Mary and Joseph considered such good businessmen?

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