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Boris Becker Jokes

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Top Ten Boris Becker Excuses
10. Thought it was the French Open where they just surrender the championship to you

9. Who can concentrate when you're standing opposite hunky Pete Sampras?

8. Didn't want to spoil cool "Three-Pete!" headlines

7. Shouldn't have trained with that "Dorf on Tennis" video

6. Was just giving her a ride to the corner for chrissakes! (that's a Hugh Grant excuse)

5. Had the feeling Dick Enberg was undressing him with his eyes

4. Prince Charles' ears kept blocking the sun

3. Hard to concentrate with Marv Albert constantly shouting "Yes!" (roll VT)

2. Distracted by Fergie making out with ball boy in royal box

1. Three words: Grass stained balls!
The Late Show with David Letterman
How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
I can't change history, I don't want to change history. I can only change the future. I'm working on that.
Boris Becker
The fifth set is not about tennis, it's about nerves.
Boris Becker
When I was a child, I had posters of James Dean in my room. I was a big admirer of his work and was fascinated by him living on the edge. Looking back, my life was kind of the same.
Boris Becker

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