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Caesar and Brutus decided to have lunch together.
They meet in front of the restaurant and Caesar sees a big knife in Brutus' hand.
Why do you have a knife with you? he asks.
Brutus answers: It's for the salad later.
Caesar: Want to go see a movie?
Brutus: Sure which one?
Caesar: It 2, Brute
How does Brutus eat his salad?Answer: With a knife and Caesar dressing.
Julius Caesar and Brutus Walk Into a Movie Theater
Brutus looks at Caesar and says "Caesar, we should watch the movie sequel with the scary clown in it!"
Caesar ponders what Brutus is saying for a moment. "It Two, Brute?"
Julius Caesar: ”Brutus, that’s a very nice dagger, is it new?”
Brutus: “Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe’s.”
So when are we going to kill Caesar?
At two, Brutus.
What time is it Julius?Answer: 8:02 Brutus.
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