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Columbus discovered the new world...much like a meteorite discovered the Dinosaurs!
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
How did Columbus greet the Native Americans when he first landed in the Americas?Answer: With new diseases.
How did Columbus land in America?Answer: On his feet.
How did Columbus say hello to other sailors?Answer: He waved.
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?Answer: With their eyes shut.
How did the octupus make Christopher Columbus laugh?Answer: With ten-tickles.
How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?Answer: Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
How much oil did Christopher Columbus need to reach America?Answer: 3 Galleons.
How was Christopher Columbus like ants?Answer: They both established colonies.
How was Columbus’s ship like Black Friday?Answer: They’re both driven by sails.
On this day in 1492, America discovered smallpox, racism, subjugation, and the Bible.
What did Columbus play when he was bored?Answer: Played cards - because he always had a deck.
What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?Answer: They were all born on holidays.
What do Christopher Columbus and a map key have in common?Answer: Both are legends.
What happened in 1492?Answer: Native Americans discovered Columbus.
What happened when Christopher Columbus dropped his hat in the sea?Answer: It got wet.
What kind of bus can cross the ocean?Answer: A Columbus.
What vegetable did Columbus not want on his ship?Answer: A leek
What vegetable wouldn’t Christopher Columbus bring back for the queen?Answer: Leeks – because he was on a ship and didn’t want to sink.
What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?Answer: Okay men, get on the ship.
What’s the difference between Christopher Columbus and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?Answer: One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind.
When was the last time the Indians were the champions?Answer: Before Columbus came.
Where did Christopher Columbus play checkers?Answer: Overboard
Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?Answer: The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Eriksson found America first)
Who was the first cat to discover America?Answer: Christopher Columpuss!
Why did Christopher Columbus say his compasses and scales were intelligent?Answer: Because they all graduated.
Why did Columbus cross the ocean?Answer: To get to the other tide.
Why did Columbus’s first ship sink?Answer: It was christened with holey water.
Why did it take Columbus so long to say the alphabet?Answer: He spend months at C.
Why did the map always get into trouble with Christopher Columbus?Answer: It had a bad latitude.
Why was Christopher Columbus drunk on his trip to the Americas?Answer: He was quartered on the port side.
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