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Back to PresidentWhat would Theodore Roosevelt be called if he was a professional bodybuilder?Answer: Teddy Swolevelt
When Roosevelt, Stalin and Churchill met together, FDR thought of a little chitchat with Stalin.
So he told him: Hey, Joseph you know back in America if someone is not happy about his condition he goes straight up to the office, slams his fist on the desk and says “I don’t like how you run things!”
Stalin smiles and says “We have the same right to complain back in Russia.”
Roosevelt is surprised. “Really? What do people do there?”
Stalin says “Well they can go to the office, slam their fist on the desk and say “I don’t like how America runs things!”
When Teddy Roosevelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?Answer: He was a rough rider!
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