Food Jokes

What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

Answer: McRIP

What kind of cereal does Mike Tyson eat?

Answer: Eareeios

What side dish does George Michael ask for with his curry?

Answer: Well I guess it would be rice

What vegetable did Columbus not want on his ship?

Answer: A leek

What vegetable did Noah leave of the ark?

Answer: The Leek

What was Chopin's favourite food?

Answer: Spaghetti Polonaise

What was the favorite food of Pistol Pete & Magic Johnson?

Answer: Hot Dogs

What were Hellen Kellers’ favorite candies?

Answer: Skittles. Even if he couldn’t see the rainbow, he could at least taste it.

What's a Spice Girl's favourite breakfast snack?

Answer: Pop Tarts

What's green and sings?

Answer: Britney Spearagus

What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?

Answer: Dough!

What's more shocking than Willie Nelson being issued a citation for marijuana found on his tour bus?

Answer: Finding ice cream in Roseanne Barr's fridge

What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?

Answer: Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

What’s the best Beatles’ song to play at a coffee shop?

Answer: Latte Be!

Where did Neil Armstrong go when he landed on the moon?

Answer: Starbucks

Which coffee is the most famous?

Answer: Ariana Grande

Which singer do salmon like to listen to?

Answer: Elfish Presley

Who is the best singer in the garden?

Answer: Elvis Parsely

Why did Mike Tyson plant marijuana instead of corn?

Answer: He was afraid he'd eat all of the ears.

Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their commercial instead of Coke?

Answer: Because then would have had to change their slogan from "It's the real thing."

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Answer: Because he's a Wrap God

Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner?

Answer: They wanted to eat serf and terf.

Why did Tom and Rosanne Arnold recently consider divorce?

Answer: Their doctor put them on a fat-free diet.

Why didn’t Burt Reynolds ever take Loni Anderson out to dinner?

Answer: Burt made it a rule never to date married women.

Why does Trump like KFC better than Popeye's Chicken?

Answer: Less to read

You’ve heard of Newton’s Laws but have you heard of Cole’s Law?

Answer: It’s really tasty, it goes well with salad.