Margaret Thatcher's final wish was to be cremated. Unfortunately, we've no coal left.
Mayweather still has a perfect record...at least until he's convicted!
Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao...he gets extra practice with his wife.
Michigan State may have lost But I still remain positive.
Miley Cyrus was kicked out of math class for too many infractions.
Most people get frostbite. Roger Federer's slice bites frost.
Mother Teresa has a secret..but it's nun of your business!
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.
Nice guys always finish last or in Gatsby's case, in a pool!
Offensively, James Harden is outstanding. Defensively, he’s just out standing.
On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife...he was undefeated, he couldn't let her win.
On this day in 1492, America discovered smallpox, racism, subjugation, and the Bible.
One small step for man…one giant leap for Danny DeVito.
Playboy‘s founder Hugh Hefner is living proof that you can be a successful bachelor even when your favorite bunny hops away.
Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles!
Pythagoras wasn't a mathematician, he was a sinetist.
Roger Federer keeps getting drunk in the club because all of the shots are on the baseline.
Someone has to tell Madonna that Africans aren't Pokemon, she can't catch 'em all.
Steve Irwin may have married Terri, but he always had a place in his heart for Barb.
Thanks for listening to Chris Brown radio...where we play your favorite songs, hit after hit!
The hardest thing about being a Pink Floyd fan...is watching a vegetarian eat pudding.
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut.
TMZ is reporting that Whitney Houston has officially quit using drugs.
Vladimir Putin is my favorite magician, he makes his opponents disappear!
When Archimedes got up out of the bath and noticed how much water had spilled out of the tub, he said, "I've got to get out of displace!"
When thin men have sex, it lasts less than 2 minutes. This is similar to Taylor Swift's relationship.
Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.
Whitney Houston's life is like skiing. Once you get on the white powder, it's all down hill from there!
Who can ever deny that once in the ring, nobody is a hungrier fighter than Mike Tyson.
Why is Spongebob the main character...when Patrick's the star?
With all the negativity in the world today...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive.
Yao Ming is starting his own basketball team. It’s called Crazy Reach Asians.
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